Quotes

fatty matty. get on. the sun's still shining --skype, me
Welcome back to America. Where everyone speaks Spanish. –Nate
Nothing more vulnerable than finding no toilet paper in the bathroom –Focker
I got my mom a plant and a cake. It was good –Phoung
Can you tell I’m proud of me? –Matt
Yeah, you’re better at moaning than I am –Matt
Alright I got ta get to work. I can’t be jawin’ wichoo –Mom
He did cute –Mary Beth
I don’t want to screw you, I just want to play with it. –Danny
All this rain, is god angry? Nah, just purifying the earth—like a colon cleanse. –Mom
Smells like dead
It’s your move mirror man –Matt
My little brother has special needs and we still love him –Little girl
They’re sitting down eye-to-crotch level –Chris
Go real or go home –KBR
It’s hard to work the fucker –Matt
You had lotion stuck in the crevice of your nipple- Chris
I know it’s hard to be relaxed when she’s rubbing on your nipples –KBR
Overkill is always underestimated –Ateam movie
See what’s wootin’ for me –Chris
Oriental is a rug, asian is a person –KBR
no, I don’t want to watch you play with it –KBR
My foot will kick your foot in the face-K
Um, I probably got it from scrumping
I’m already dying alone, I don’t need your bad juju on top of it. -Rachael

Beautiful

When you list me, as all men must,
do not call me beautiful
first. No, list intelligent or impatient,
generous or unconfident. Perhaps
detail the ruts of my chin or that harsh slope
of my lower legs, that bathtub scar
in the cleft of my back, or
recite line by line the time
I named you foolish.