Quotes

fatty matty. get on. the sun's still shining --skype, me
Welcome back to America. Where everyone speaks Spanish. –Nate
Nothing more vulnerable than finding no toilet paper in the bathroom –Focker
I got my mom a plant and a cake. It was good –Phoung
Can you tell I’m proud of me? –Matt
Yeah, you’re better at moaning than I am –Matt
Alright I got ta get to work. I can’t be jawin’ wichoo –Mom
He did cute –Mary Beth
I don’t want to screw you, I just want to play with it. –Danny
All this rain, is god angry? Nah, just purifying the earth—like a colon cleanse. –Mom
Smells like dead
It’s your move mirror man –Matt
My little brother has special needs and we still love him –Little girl
They’re sitting down eye-to-crotch level –Chris
Go real or go home –KBR
It’s hard to work the fucker –Matt
You had lotion stuck in the crevice of your nipple- Chris
I know it’s hard to be relaxed when she’s rubbing on your nipples –KBR
Overkill is always underestimated –Ateam movie
See what’s wootin’ for me –Chris
Oriental is a rug, asian is a person –KBR
no, I don’t want to watch you play with it –KBR
My foot will kick your foot in the face-K
Um, I probably got it from scrumping
I’m already dying alone, I don’t need your bad juju on top of it. -Rachael